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Throwback Thursday - The Crisco Incident

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Children of the 70’s were often not supervised in the same way that children of the millennia are, and the two year old had been sat upon the brown and orange linoleum flooring in the galley kitchen to entertain herself. Her mother set about doing the things a young woman might do on a Saturday morning when the responsibilities of adulthood had been thrust upon her, perhaps cleaning the small apartment of messes made by both toddler and husband, laundry or thoughtfully looking introspectively, seeking wisdom, to ponder the state of the life she had found herself in. One will never truly know.

The one and only phone in the apartment was located on a wall at the far end of the long narrow kitchen where the toddler had been placed. It rang, once, twice, three times, the mother ran from the back bedroom on the opposite side of the apartment to answer it before the caller hung up and she was left wondering; Who was it? What did they want? Was it important? At full speed, her feet transitioning from the brown shaggy carpet of the living room to the smooth linoleum floor, she was caught off guard by a slippery substance of unknown origins. Her arms flailed, and stretched out to grab hold of counter-top on either side, while her legs and feet tried desperately to gain traction, down the length of the alleyway like kitchen. She crashed into the wall, knocking the phone not only off the hook, but off the wall entirely. Looking back from a crumple on the floor, her daughter stared wide eyed and innocent at the spectacle she had witnessed and began to laugh at her silly mama. The open can of Crisco from the lower cupboard sat beside her, empty. 

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