Dear Kim Kardashian,

I get it, your ass - (NSFW or Around Children or Your Husband) is fabulous, it really truly is. I would love to have an ass like yours, my husband would go CU-RA-ZY! But seriously, and I mean this from a place of love, put that shit away.

You have a husband and a child. I am not saying that your sexuality needs to be hindered because of that, I'm just saying, it doesn't need to be displayed so prominently in the public eye.  If I found a picture of my mom that she took in her own bedroom, by herself, while I was 3000 miles away at summer camp, and her ass was out like that, I would be mortified, and my mom's rump is pretty fantastical if I'm being honest.

Is Kanye really okay with this? Is he is okay with millions of people just staring at your ass? I mean, does he know what dudes are going to do to that picture? Do YOU know what dudes are going to do with that picture?

I love to look at beautiful things, and you my love, are a beautiful thing for sure, but have a little class, show a little restraint, maybe use that ass for charity or something.

Love you, mean it!

Katie